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Qtec
02-16-2012, 05:45 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Taking a break from the 2012 campaign and the workings of the White House, Jon Stewart turned to the issue of Congressional insider trading– members of Congress privy to private information because of their committee assignments who can legally use that information for profit. As Stewart put it, it’s a system of checks and balances: “they deposit checks; it increases their balances.”

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Stewart became increasingly frustrated with the language members of Congress used to describe the situation, and how each in turn evaded responsibility. It came to this: one member of Congress making the point, as if having just discovered America, that Congress should, in fact, follow the same laws that other Americans do. “Yes, Congress should follow the same laws as everybody else,” Stewart mocked, “I think that was part of the No Shit Sherlock Act of Always.”

Then he turned to the actual legislation– or, rather, members of Congress did, coming up with not just confusing interpretations, but no interpretations at all. <span style='font-size: 14pt'>Stewart played clips of Rep. Eric Cantor and Sen. Joe Lieberman discussing the legislation regarding trading. “What does it mean?” was a recurring theme in both of their interpretations as they read the law verbatim. Given that they were legislators, the fact that they were asking others what the law meant got to Stewart the most. “What do you mean, ‘What does it mean?’ You wrote the f*cking thing! Really, Lieberman?” he wailed.</span> Debuting a dead-on impression of Sen. Lieberman, Stewart made the point that, when made to read actual laws, Congressmen “all sound like English professors– ‘this sentence, what does it mean?’”

The segment via Comedy Central below: </div></div>

Funny but true. link (http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stewart-and-his-hilarious-lieberman-impression-blast-congress-for-insider-trading/)

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LWW
02-16-2012, 06:16 AM
Still getting your news from Comedy Central I see.

What a shame, but at least it's a step up from Rachel Madcow.

Soflasnapper
02-16-2012, 05:00 PM
Still using the puerile method of name-calling your opponents, I see.

A lot of us stopped doing that in junior high school. When will you graduate?

eg8r
02-16-2012, 07:45 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Still using the puerile method of name-calling your opponents, I see.
</div></div>I had to look up puerile. I am always amazed at some people's vocabulary. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif I was wondering though, when are you going to post this in response to qtip?

eg8r

Qtec
02-16-2012, 09:00 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: eg8r</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Still using the puerile method of name-calling your opponents, I see.
</div></div>I had to look up puerile. I am always amazed at some people's vocabulary. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif I was wondering though, when are you going to post this in response to qtip?

eg8r </div></div>

LMAO.

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Qtec
02-16-2012, 09:03 PM
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Rachel “Mad Cow” Wishes She Received More Creative Hate Mail </div></div>

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