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Qtec
03-12-2012, 07:50 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Rick Santorum: ' "The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell That To A Plant, How Dangerous Carbon Dioxide Is' </div></div>

Q /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif link (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/12/rick-santorum-plant-carbon-dioxide_n_1340387.html?ref=politics)

DiabloViejo
03-12-2012, 09:32 PM
Sh*t Santorum Says (http://youtu.be/PWMDuZbq_go)

BTW, I'm convinced that sooner or later he'll get caught in a gay affair, like so many of the stridently anti-gay Repubs that have turned out to be closet queens.

Qtec
03-13-2012, 08:26 AM
Nah. He's too fkd up for that. LOL




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DiabloViejo
03-13-2012, 12:19 PM
The Drag Queen That Haunts Rick Santorum (http://thatbitchisfierce.com/the-drag-queen-that-haunts-rick-santorum/)

I'd love to see this performed by an all drag queen cabaret revue in honor of Rick Santorum, (with apologies to Buster Poindexter whose song, "Inez (Is a Big Rage Queen)" I changed). /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Ricky (Is a Big Rage Queen)

¡Tener cuidado con Rick, la reina de rabiosa!
¡Malhumorado!

Ricky is a rage queen and a mule is kicking in her mind
We run like headless chickens and as we collide her rage gets blind
Ricky is so ruthless she has rendered us all toothless with a sore behind

Ricky is just a big rage queen
Ricky is just a big rage queen

¡Tener miedo!
¡Asqueroso!

Plates are flying, men are crying, Ricky’s in a big rage now
Boil lotsa water 'cause she's about to have a cow
Ricky is a rage queen, she's so mean, she will behead you if you don't kowtow

Ricky is just a big rage queen
Ricky is just a big rage queen

¡Que Barbaridad!

(Ricky is just a big rage queen)
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, the fury she possess - S.O.S.
(Ricky is just a big rage queen)
Ferocious, frenzied, fire-breathing, flaring ferment, foaming at the mouth
(Ricky is just a big rage queen)
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, conniptions, apoplexy, acrimony, she was born to go berserk
(Ricky is just a big rage queen)
Hysteric, raving rampage, flaming tantrum, that's Ricky

¡Caliente de cascos!

Ricky is just a big rage queen
Ricky is just a big rage queen
Ricky is just a big rage queen
Ricky is just a big rage queen

¡Loca de remate!

She gets up in the morning and without a warning, wants to kill
You hide under the duvet in denial but you know she will find you.
She's smearing on her make-up. Oh man, what a way to wake up.
She is so damn shrill

Ricky is just a big rage queen
Ricky is just a big rage queen

(Ricky is just a big rage queen)
(Ricky is just a big rage queen)
(Ricky is just a big rage queen)
(Ricky is just a big rage queen) Ricky is just a big rage queen

¡No faltaba mas!