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DiabloViejo
06-25-2012, 12:59 AM
25 Stupid Quotes by Conservatives
Written by Samuel Warde | June 9, 2012
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Here is a list of some of the more stupid quotes by conservatives and Republicans, in no particular order. The list is in no way comprehensive, and of course multiple new gaffs are occuring even as I write this. I hope you enjoy……..

1. ”The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

2. ”Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michelle Bachmann

3. ”The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.” ~ Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX)

4. ”He is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.” ~ Jerry Falwell’s warning to parents that “Tinky Winky,” a character on Teletubbies, may be gay

5. ”The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” ~ Pat Robertson

6. ”‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!’” ~ Sarah Palin

7. ”We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.” ~ Ann Coulter

8. ”Do you have blacks, too?” ~ George W. Bush

9. ”We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.” ~ Ann Coulter

10. ”When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.” ~ Glenn Beck

11. ”I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” ~ George W. Bush

12. ”I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.” ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

13. ”Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” ~ George W. Bush

14. ”Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell

15. ”If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush

16. ”I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.” ~ Ronald Reagan

17. ”Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell

18. ”AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.” ~Jerry Falwell

19. ”Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan

20. ”There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” ~ George W. Bush

21. ”Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” ~ George W. Bush

22. ”Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan

23. ”This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” ~ George W. Bush

24. ”I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld

25. ”I think I was unprepared for war.” ~ George W. Bush

Gayle in MD
06-25-2012, 08:30 AM
OMG! Enough to give one the creeps, for sure!

G.

DiabloViejo
06-25-2012, 07:03 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gayle in MD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OMG! Enough to give one the creeps, for sure!

G. </div></div>

Hey Gayle, you hear that? It's the sound of nothing but crickets chirping. Not one of the batshit crazy right wingers has anything to say in defense of their heroes. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Stretch
06-26-2012, 12:27 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DiabloViejo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gayle in MD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OMG! Enough to give one the creeps, for sure!

G. </div></div>

Hey Gayle, you hear that? It's the sound of nothing but crickets chirping. Not one of the batshit crazy right wingers has anything to say in defense of their heroes. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif </div></div>

My favourite one is where Bush screwed up that old saw "fool me once etc." priceless! lol That actually got some air time up here in Canada. I know there was a well published picture of him on some battle ship all decked out in combats gazing out to sea with these binoculars....with the lens caps on...sadly that just about sums up his terms. St.

Gayle in MD
06-26-2012, 04:00 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DiabloViejo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gayle in MD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OMG! Enough to give one the creeps, for sure!

G. </div></div>

Hey Gayle, you hear that? It's the sound of nothing but crickets chirping. Not one of the batshit crazy right wingers has anything to say in defense of their heroes. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif </div></div>

LOL, typical. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif