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llotter
08-21-2012, 11:44 AM
WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Welcome to Utah.
Set your watch back 20 years.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

In Memoriam
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote
"The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

eg8r
08-21-2012, 01:26 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.</div></div>LOL, welcome to the Dept of Redundancy Dept. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

eg8r

Soflasnapper
08-21-2012, 02:38 PM
Thanks for some great laughs!

(Some better than others, but I appreciate them all! LOL!)

Gayle in MD
08-21-2012, 10:49 PM
Well thanks L. Funny post.

Gives me some hope to know that you have a sense of humor.

G.

Qtec
08-22-2012, 03:50 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. </div></div>

Is this a quote from Mitt or Ryan.


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Gayle in MD
08-22-2012, 06:06 AM
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And the entire Bush Aministration, lol.

Soflasnapper
08-22-2012, 08:37 AM
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.


This is a slimmed down version of many philosophical schools' errors over the history of philosophy.

Appears to have the semblance of a sound syllogism, but relies on equivocating on the term 'nobody.' (See: Martin Heidegger on 'nothing.')

Examples: Time is not a thing, thus nothing which is, and yet it remains constant in its passing away without being something temporal like the beings in time.

Making itself intelligible is suicide for philosophy.

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/martin_heidegger.html#gqPcQstDj5a38m7X.99

To be fair, it might have made more sense in the original German.