View Full Version : Tampa Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of GOP

08-21-2012, 09:06 PM
<span style="color: #000099">From The Onion:</span> /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans</span>

Tampa Bay gay sex workers say they plan to rake in the cash sucking off secretly gay Republican politicians during the Republican National Convention.

Video here:

Gayle in MD
08-21-2012, 10:38 PM

Would really be strange if this becomes one of those hurricanes that circles around Tampa, crosses over Florida, and then heads straight for Charlotte N.C.!

Wow, With the whole country so disgusted with our representatives, can you imagine what the Evangelicals would be saying about THAT!

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08-22-2012, 03:52 AM
The GOD party are the biggest sinners!

Who would have guessed.


Gayle in MD
08-22-2012, 06:05 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Who would have guessed.

Both of us.

The Small government, family values Party, except for when thhey are barging into our bedrooms!

But they're safe from that intrusion, because they commit all of their own sex acts in public bathrooms, strip clubs, houses of prostitution, and disrobing in the Sea Of Galilee!


08-22-2012, 12:51 PM
Better than the hand jobs to the truckers they normally earn their living at.

I mean, according to this satirical piece, of course.

And a special shout out to Lindsey Graham and partner Shondelle! (See the clip for clarification on that reference.)

08-22-2012, 01:47 PM
Diablow believes THE ONION to be a real news outlet.

08-22-2012, 01:58 PM
Probably not, although if he thinks it's more accurate than Fox, that would be true.

08-22-2012, 02:26 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Diablow believes THE ONION to be a real news outlet. </div></div>

LOL! Is this the best you could do? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

For what it's worth, I have always been aware of the fact that the Onion specializes in satire.

Maybe you're not familiar with the word, so I, being a good liberal who wants everyone to get an education, have provided the definition for you:

Definition of SATIRE

1: <span style="color: #000099">a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn</span>

2: <span style="color: #000099">trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
Examples of SATIRE

His movies are known for their use of satire.

The movie is a political satire.

By contrast, Martial's friend, Juvenal, learned to transmute Martial's epigrammatic wit into savage satire. Juvenal's fierce, if occasionally obscene, tirades against immorality fit easily into the propaganda of the new era. G. W. Bowersock, New York Review of Books, 26 Feb. 2009

Origin of SATIRE

Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough more at sad

First Known Use: 1501

BTW are you aware that the People's Cube is not a legitimate news outlet? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

08-23-2012, 06:47 AM
Don't blame me because you made a fool of yourself.

08-23-2012, 02:23 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Don't blame me because you made a fool of yourself. </div></div>

LMAO! Doesn't take much to get you into petulant child mode, does it? You can try and twist it any way you want to, but the fact remains it is you who made a fool of yourself, and you simply can't help it because you're a natural born idiot. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif