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10-07-2002, 02:34 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr>PRESS RELEASE

<font color=red>Martha Stewart/Rackmup Billiards Productions to end Partnership</font color=red>
October 7, 2002

In light of the recent ImClone scandal involving Martha Stewart and the rapid decline of any stocks bearing her name, Rackmup has decided to part company with the "Domestic Diva".

"I had no choice" commented Ken Kingan (the "Rackmup" half of the once powerful billiards duo). "It looks as though Martha will remain in business with those items licensed under her name" Kingan further added. He would release no other comments until the split is completed.

When contacted at her office and asked about the split, Ms. Stewart replied "Rackmup and I have been friends for years and business partners for just as long. I am saddened by this decision but will honor his wishes."

Stewart further indicated the billiards business will be strictly mail-order from this point and she will close all of her retail outlets (located in the hurricane-torn regions of Mexico.)

<font color=blue>Artist's rendering of Martha Stewart at the press conference.</font color=blue>

When asked where the business would be headquartered, she would only provide a photograph of the building and a phone number where orders can be placed.

<font color=blue>Martha Stewart's new mail-order facility</font color=blue>
<font color=blue>Martha's new office</font color=blue>

In addition to the mail-order billiards business, Martha has released a new cookbook, retailing for $29.99. All profits from the sale of the book will go into the "Save Martha" legal defense fund.

There is no word as to when or where Rackmup will relocate, if at all. Speculation has it that he and two "mystery partners", known only as "Kato" and "C.C.", will be announcing several new products as well as tournaments in the near future. <hr></blockquote>

Man! These reporters get everything! Who leaked this information to the press? Kato...CC...: We're going to need to step up the rollout of the new line.



Cueless Joey
10-07-2002, 02:43 PM
Another page that needs to be saved.
Joey~Cursed with a comedic head, but not as cursed as Ken~

10-07-2002, 02:49 PM
Who found out. Rackmup is the brains, Chris is the brawn, I'm some lucky S.O.B. who tripped into a great situation. Hopefully we'll hit big quick. Get a great I.P.O. and retire young.

Kato~~~a member of the new Triangle of Terror.

10-07-2002, 05:51 PM
Kato~~~a member of the new Triangle of Terror.

Kato would that be TOT with the money being sent to a Hungarian bank account?

~~~ rod sees the plot thickening

10-07-2002, 08:30 PM
Ken, cmon, where do you find the time.


10-08-2002, 06:44 AM
Apparently the way to a felon's heart is thru his stomach.