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DiabloViejo
09-21-2012, 01:13 PM
<span style='font-size: 17pt'>Limbaugh: Penises now ’10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’</span>
By David Edwards
Thursday, September 20, 2012 16:23 EDT
rawstory.com (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/)

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Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.

The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.

<span style="color: #CC0000">But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.

“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”</span>

“Give ‘em time and they’ll blame Bush. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!”

In 2009, Limbaugh worried that the Center for Disease Control was considering a proposal to encourage circumcision for all baby boys.

“If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama,” he said at the time.

In other possibly unrelated penis news, IO9 reported on Thursday that doctors have been recently struggling with how to treat Koro Syndrome, which is the irrational “fear that the genitals are shrinking, or retracting into the body, and that when they finally do disappear, you will die.”

Listen to this audio from The Rush Limbaugh Show via Media Matters, broadcast Sept. 20, 2012.

http://mediamatters.org/video/2012/09/20/limbaugh-male-private-parts-are-shrinking-becau/190034

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<span style='font-size: 14pt'><span style="color: #000099">And there we have it folks - Rush Limbaugh articulates the real reason behind the GOP's war on women. Penile insecurity.</span></span> /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

LWW
09-21-2012, 01:25 PM
MediaMatters as a source ... that's funny.

DiabloViejo
09-21-2012, 01:40 PM
Yeah and hearing it right from El Rusho's mouth is a real hoot! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

DiabloViejo
09-21-2012, 01:47 PM
<span style='font-size: 11pt'><span style="color: #000099">BTW is it "feminazi" induced penile insufficiency that causes you to be a right wing troll? Don't worry, here's some help for you: </span></span>

http://web.mit.edu/jsf/2009/magnifying%20glass.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Tweezers.jpg

eg8r
09-21-2012, 02:21 PM
I didn't listen, when you heard it did he sound like he was joking?

eg8r

DiabloViejo
09-21-2012, 03:00 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: eg8r</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I didn't listen, when you heard it did he sound like he was joking?

eg8r </div></div>

Nah, but he does always sounds like Jabba The Hutt to me! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

Sev
09-23-2012, 06:07 PM
Hows that 1/4 inch killer doing Fats??

DiabloViejo
09-23-2012, 06:34 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sev</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hows that 1/4 inch killer doing Fats?? </div></div>

How should I know? Why don't you ask LWW? Maybe you and him and lloter and eg8r can all get together, have a circle jerk and compare your willies. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

Sev
09-23-2012, 06:46 PM
So what your saying is your to fat to even see it??
Got to watch out for that shed. Your tool could get lost.

DiabloViejo
09-23-2012, 06:59 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sev</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So what your saying is your to fat to even see it??
Got to watch out for that shed. Your tool could get lost. </div></div>

LOL, why are you so concerned about the size of my penis or any other man's penis? Have you gone homo or something? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Tell you what, if you behave and are really good I'll make a cast of it for you so you can have fun this X-mas. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

cushioncrawler
09-23-2012, 07:46 PM
The good news iz that, koz of global warming, Inuit penises are getting bigger.
According to Chief BrittleDick the Inuit hav over 1000 words for snow, and only one word for penis, and there are no native language words for balls.
mac.