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LWW
10-14-2012, 07:59 PM
A University of Kentucky basketball fan fell madly in love with a University f Tennessee fan ... but she would have nothing to do with him because he was a Kentucky fan.

Well, he goes to the doctor and asks if they can make him a Tennessee fan.

The doc explains that it's easy ... they just remove 50% of his brain and when he wakes up he'll be a Tennessee fan.

In post op the surgeon explains to his family that they accidentally removed 95% of his brain instead of 50%.

Just then the patient awakens and yells ...
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<span style='font-size: 26pt'>"GO MOUNTAINEERS!"</span>

LWW
10-15-2012, 04:07 AM
Why don't they serve iced drinks at UWV home games?

The only employee who knew the recipe retired.

Qtec
10-15-2012, 05:18 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A University of Kentucky basketball fan fell madly in love with a University f Tennessee fan ... but she would have nothing to do with him because he was a Kentucky fan.

Well, he goes to the doctor and asks if they can make him a Tennessee fan.

The doc explains that it's easy ... they just remove 50% of his brain and when he wakes up he'll be a Tennessee fan.

In post op the surgeon explains to his family that they accidentally removed 95% of his brain instead of 50%.

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<span style='font-size: 26pt'>My name is LWW!</span> </div></div>


LOL


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Stretch
10-15-2012, 05:26 AM
/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif St.

Grapenut
10-15-2012, 05:32 AM
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You know our Texas DPS mommas raise their boys right !! haha

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hondo
10-15-2012, 05:59 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Qtec</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LWW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A University of Kentucky basketball fan fell madly in love with a University f Tennessee fan ... but she would have nothing to do with him because he was a Kentucky fan.

Well, he goes to the doctor and asks if they can make him a Tennessee fan.

The doc explains that it's easy ... they just remove 50% of his brain and when he wakes up he'll be a Tennessee fan.

In post op the surgeon explains to his family that they accidentally removed 95% of his brain instead of 50%.

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<span style='font-size: 26pt'>My name is LWW!</span> </div></div>


LOL


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Now that one's funny!

eg8r
10-15-2012, 08:30 AM
And they dropped out of the top 10 where they never belonged.

eg8r

hondo
10-15-2012, 01:57 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: eg8r</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And they dropped out of the top 10 where they never belonged.

eg8r </div></div>

Sadly, I agree. They have the worst pass defense in the nation.
It's painful to try and watch them play defense.

eg8r
10-15-2012, 07:27 PM
It drives me nuts to see a team forced to score a ton of points to win a game because the defense can hold their own.

My Gators are waaaay over-ranked. I hate to see them ranked 2nd right now with the tough schedule still to go. South Carolina, Georgia, FSU and possible Alabama in the SEC game. That is pretty rough, all while worrying about being ranked 2nd. I think they are a 14th or 15th ranked team right now.

eg8r