View Full Version : Disagreements between CCB Posters: Finally, a SOLUTION.

10-10-2002, 09:31 AM
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10-10-2002, 09:39 AM
That's it, I'm suing somebody.


10-10-2002, 10:12 AM
I think as an avid poster with the status you enjoy, they might handle your case pro bono.


Ken (hoping I'm not on Kato's "gonna sue" list)

10-10-2002, 10:34 AM
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ken, they probably can get the case on Judge Judy's docket. She talks like a "disgruntled sweator". ***Lester***

10-10-2002, 11:21 AM

10-10-2002, 11:24 AM
You sound tired. You should take a nap.

Before you go...does that big "S" http://members.cox.net/jadame/superman_logo.gif stand for what I think it stands for?

Yep...that was another "snipe".


10-10-2002, 03:19 PM
You know what it stands for, baby. Don't hate me cuz you ain't me. /webbbs/images/icons/laugh.gif

Cueless Joey
10-10-2002, 03:38 PM
Can I sue this pool hall who offers play all the pool you want for 40 dollars a month? How did the owner arbitrarily come up with that price?
I'll settle for one Diamond Pro table shipped and installed in my backyard after they contruct the gameroom for me.

10-10-2002, 03:47 PM
You just can't get mad at a comeback like that.

We'll just "agree to disagree" on how I exercise my computer/CCB time.