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Gayle in MD
11-07-2012, 10:34 AM
https://twitter.com/billmaher

cushioncrawler
11-07-2012, 09:17 PM
Bill Maher
@billmaher
The Official Bill Maher Twitter
Los Angeles http://www.billmaher.com/

1hBill Maher‏@billmaher
Great victory for the people last night;people also still idiots: see Prop 37,they voted AGAINST knowing what they're putting in their mouth


19hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Since Obama won almost all the swing states, and we somehow elected them our deciders, shouldn't that be considered a mandate?

11:45 PM - 6 Nov 12 Details


20hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Also a classy speech, but message was clear: little girls with leukemia die under Repub.s, so its a good thing I pulled it out. Kinda true.

21hBill Maher‏@billmaher

I'm pulling for Michele Bachman in MN - can't lose ALL my punchlines in one night!
21hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Pretty classy speech, Mitt. Loved the line goading the "job creators" to get off their selfish hoarding asses and create some jobs.
22hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.


22hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Karl Rove in a huge public spat right now with math. I know its comfy in the bunker, but at some point you have to come up for cyanide pills

22hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Well that was a million dollars well spent.

22hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"
23hBill Maher‏@billmaher

This victory that the Jackie Robinson of American politics is cruising to is more impt than the first;1 term=failure; he had to be a success

23hBill Maher‏@billmaher

Bad night for rich idiots. I just wish Conneticut had more elective offices for Linda McMahon to not win.

6 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Congrats Elizabeth Warren! And Scott Brown has that truck, so its no sweat moving. Sad for Richard Mourdock tho, turned out he wasn't viable

6 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Michigan, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Wisconsin...they're getting nervous on Planet Kolob


6 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

O Reilly just said people vote for Obama cuz they "want stuff", then cited blacks, Latinos and women. White men in US? TOTALLY SELF-RELIANT!

6 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Bill O Reilly on Fox already preparing the bubble dwellers for the worst, blaming the coming loss on Sandy and Christie. Fatty the Fall Guy.

6 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Ah, the beloved election night ritual of watching Wolf Blitzer get utterly startled every time an actual number comes in


5 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

I know everyone's feeling stressed about the election - I suggest some deep breathing exercises - breathe in...hold the smoke..breathe out

5 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Obama: high marks for Sandy, but no pleasing some people - today Kanye with cast of Jersey Shore: "Obama doesn't care about orange people"
4 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Candidates exhausted at this point - Mitt got so disoriented today he started to state where he actually stands on an issue


4 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Hope u all remembered to set ur clocks back an hour last night. And if u vote Republican on Tuesday another 40 years.

3 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Just remember next prez prolly appoints Supreme Ct justice. In case it's Romney might want to start pulling out a little earlier.


3 NovBill Maher‏@billmaher

Just landed in Vegas - shows tonite and tomorrow at The Orleans last 2 stand ups before election! All Mitt Romney jokes must go!

Gayle in MD
11-07-2012, 09:45 PM
My favorites:

Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"

Hope u all remembered to set ur clocks back an hour last night. And if u vote Republican on Tuesday another 40 years.




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