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10-17-2002, 01:07 AM
A boy named Patrick was shticky,
Claiming others a little bit thicky,
When we know his IQ
is the size of his shoe
Plus the length of his pricky.

That's a math we can all understand. Now he'll claim he's the longest schlong in the world (or out of it) too.

In the immortal words of my old friend Bugs, "What an ultra maroon!"
And as for the rest, "What a gulla-bull!"
10-17-2002, 04:22 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Anonymous:</font><hr> A boy named Patrick was shticky,
Claiming others a little bit thicky,
When we know his IQ
is the size of his shoe
Plus the length of his pricky.

That's a math we can all understand. Now he'll claim he's the longest schlong in the world (or out of it) too.

In the immortal words of my old friend Bugs, "What an ultra maroon!"
And as for the rest, "What a gulla-bull!" <hr></blockquote>

Without this Patrick kid, this board wouldn't be as humorous. I'd rather laugh at some deranged kid that found out how to use a computer, than argue about who is "the best." Of course, uh.. we all know that patrick <font color=red> is <font color=black> the best. Uh.. Hmm..
Chris Cass
10-17-2002, 06:29 AM
Hey Anon,

Don't quit your day job. Your rhyme sucks.

No offence,

C.C.