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rackmup
10-22-2002, 09:58 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr><font color=red>The</font color=red> "PRICE" <font color=red>is Right Cue Sales</font color=red>

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Welcome to "The PRICE is Right Cue Sales" Homepage. We are retailers of the World's finest playing cues, break cues and our specialty...JUMP CUES.

We asked ourselves...<font color=purple>"Why play with a cue that comes with crooked shafts, bad finish and have an overall look of cheapness about them?"</font color=purple>

The answer? WE WON'T! <font color=red>The</font color=red> PRICE <font color=red>is Right Cue Sales</font color=red> is the "ROBB REPORT" of fine cues!

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"My name is John Pierpoint and I am a columnist for the Robb Report. I have used Jim's service for years. He has provided me with nothing but the finest pool cues available in the World today. He has also helped me with my fashion sense as well, steering me away from the mismatched clothing from K-Mart and to the finer clothiers of Europe. Thanks J.P.!"

J. Pierpoint, Columnist; Robb Report

Just take a look at our BEST SELLING Jump Cue:

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<font color=purple>The "PoGo Jumper"</font color=purple>
Jump balls one chalk width away with ease!
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Sale PRICE: $895.00

Our Break Cue is second-to-none!

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<font color=purple>The "SledgeHammer" Break Cue</font color=purple>
Crush the rack with this one!
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Sale PRICE: $330.00

Trouble cutting balls into the pockets? Give this fine playing cue a try:

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<font color=purple>The "Slicer" Playing Cue with "Comfort Grip" Butt</font color=purple>
Cut shots are a "slice" of cake with this one-of-a-kind cue!
Retail PRICE: $5500.00
Sale PRICE: $4999.00

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Hard-to-reach-shots exist no more with this multi-position bridge head made of genuine Caribou! Out with the "Moosehead" and in with the "'BOU!" (fits all cues.)
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Are you in "DEAD STROKE?" Is your opponent going to be your "NEXT VICTIM?" Show them you mean business with this one-of-a-kind CASKET CUE CASE! A scaled down replica of a real burial casket, it is lined with "Ultra-Satin" to protect your cues and accessories. An optional pillow is available that turns those uncomfortable poolroom seats into something that rivals your favorite Lazy-Boy!
Retail PRICE: $8999.00
Sale PRICE: 5999.00




Don't settle for just any cue when you can play with the best!

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<font color=red>CHECK OUT OUR RETAIL LOCATIONS! WE OFFER THE MOST EXPENSIVE PRODUCTS AVAILABLE! CHECKS GLADLY ACCEPTED (AND CASHED), LOANS MADE ON CLEAR VEHICLE TITLES AS WELL AS ON EXPENSIVE POOL CUES!</font color=red>
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(Okay...OKAY! I'll stop! Seriously...I'm just kidding. Remember: We can agree to disagree.)

Regards,

Ken

Cueless Joey
10-22-2002, 10:29 PM
Bravo! Bravo!
Where are the case and moosehead bridgehead?
I have informed Babyface of your theft of his sledgehammer.
:-)

Chris Cass
10-22-2002, 10:58 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

This is PRICELESS. HAHAHAHAHAHA No pun intended Jim. You've got to admit this is some great stuff. If he can't laugh at this well, than one has to be pretty sorry. My goodness Ken, you never fail to make me laugh so hard I pee my pool shorts. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ken, someone really has to send some of your stuff to a tv show. You are a comedy writer for sure. Please, check into this. If I knew how, I'd send some of the stuff you write to someone today. You have talent.....

Best regards,

C.C.~~this tops them all..maybe?

Ralph S.
10-23-2002, 07:06 AM
This is absolutely hillarious. Ken, you have missed your calling. Should've been a comedian.
Ralph S.

rackmup
10-23-2002, 07:51 AM
You asked and I answered. Two new items have been added to the already vast product line (see the original post for the updates).

Regards,

Ken

Harold Acosta
10-23-2002, 09:42 PM
[b]Jesus, Ken! All my life I have been searching for billiard products like these! Where have you been? I would've been the World Chump, I mean Champ by now!

Please, and I mean, Please, spruce up a package for me. I want it NEXT DAY DELIVERY!

Beware, people! Now I know for sure that my game will go down! Ooops, I mean UP! YEEEHAAAAA!

Harold ~ Can't wait for the package to be recieved! I will post my improvements as soon as possible!

Thanks Ken, you are truly my Savior!



<font color=green>Billiard is a passionate sport for the mind and soul!

Barbara
10-23-2002, 09:54 PM
Ken,

You really crack me up!! I swear, you should write for someone. Did you by any chance do the scripts for SNL in any of their first years when the "Not Ready For Prime Time Players" were for real???

Your talent would be wasted on Leno and Letterman. Maybe we should pitch a "CCB" sitcom to one of the majors. You get major power position for the pilot and can choose your staff accordingly.

Barbara~~~running for "Beverage Manager"!!!!

10-23-2002, 09:57 PM
Can I be the "ditzy blonde"? LOL

Barbara
10-23-2002, 10:04 PM
We can share that role. Okay, so I'm not as light a blonde as you, but Pete still calls me a ditz with references to my hair color.

Holly can make a third party when necessary!

Barbara~~~the possibilities are endless...

10-23-2002, 10:08 PM
Wow....I'm just in awe that anyone calls you a ditz and lives!! hahahaha

Barbara
10-23-2002, 10:21 PM
Geez Louise!!! Am I THAT scary???!!

Maybe I should make a clean break and move to the Caribbean...

Barbara~~~dreaming of looking at the clear blue Caribbean waters...

Harold Acosta
10-23-2002, 10:46 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Barbara:</font><hr> Geez Louise!!! Am I THAT scary???!!

Maybe I should make a clean break and move to the Caribbean...

Barbara~~~dreaming of looking at the clear blue Caribbean waters... <hr></blockquote>

Barbara, you are welcomed anytime to the beautiful beaches of Puerto Rico....

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visit www.travelandsports.com/be.htm (http://www.travelandsports.com/be.htm) for more pictures of the Island of Enchantment!

bluewolf
10-24-2002, 04:21 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Barbara:</font><hr> We can share that role. Okay, so I'm not as light a blonde as you, but Pete still calls me a ditz with references to my hair color.

Holly can make a third party when necessary!

Barbara~~~the possibilities are endless... <hr></blockquote>

i can play the part of the crazy 50 year old auntie who still has races with her alaskan malamute.

bw

Kato
10-24-2002, 06:25 AM
I'll be the little brother that Chris and Voodoo kick around for fun.

Kato~~~low man on the Triad totem poll.

Chris Cass
10-24-2002, 07:12 AM
I want to be a super hero. Dooer of good deeds and kind of like have a costume and all. HAHAHAHA

Regards,

C.C.~~doesn't kick Kato around. Likes the brother implication alot.

9 Ball Girl
10-24-2002, 07:46 AM
I can be the girl that just, well, just hangs out in the background. LOL

Wendy~~Ken always cracks me up!

Kato
10-24-2002, 08:24 AM
Chris, as your friend I strongly advise against you running around in your underwear with a cape on. However, if you must, might I suggest wearing some type of mask to protect your identity?

Kato~~~reading Chris's post with a new concern

10-24-2002, 09:00 AM
I don't know what to say. Having so much attention lavished on one is certainly flattering. It is easy to see how much work you have put into this but I have to tell you Ken, I am married and not gay. You are going to have to get me out of your mind as difficult as that may be.

Chris Cass
10-24-2002, 09:13 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Kato:</font><hr> Chris, as your friend I strongly advise against you running around in your underwear with a cape on. However, if you must, might I suggest wearing some type of mask to protect your identity?
Kato~~~reading Chris's post with a new concern <hr></blockquote>

Hey Kato,

I was thinking of a thong. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA How's that for a visual? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Regards,

C.C.~~there goes Kato' appetite for lunch today. LMAO

10-24-2002, 09:53 AM
I actually think a Pool Hall setting would be great for a SitCom... lord only knows there are a million stories. JOB's in nashville would a be a good setting for one... The situation could lend itself to comedy, yesteryear, today's Big Tournaments, On the Road sets, Instructional series &amp; meeting the Pros.... It would be very good for our sport...cb

Kato
10-24-2002, 10:07 AM
You're right Chris. I just yacked on my keyboard.

Kato~~~officially worried about Chris. He seems to have slipped into the nether world.

MikeM
10-24-2002, 10:24 AM
Well I just lost my breakfast! I'm glad my keychain's not any bigger!

MM

Kato
10-24-2002, 12:08 PM
Mike, just be thankful he's wearing clothes on the keychain.

Kato

Barbara
10-24-2002, 04:42 PM
Ahhhh!! Luquillo Beach!!! One of the top beaches in the world because of its powdery white sand. Right at the foot of El Yunque, the rain forest. I remember them well...

Barbara

10-24-2002, 10:06 PM
Quote Chris:

I was thinking of a thong. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA How's that for a visual? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay Chris! We need to have some info on you before the staff here at "rackmup PRODUCTIONS" will let you proceed with your screen test.

First of all, we all know that gravity is a 24/7 thing. How's your butt hanging?? Looked at it lately in a mirror? Can you put a pencil between the crease of the bottom of your gluteous maximus and the top of the back of your thigh and the pencil hangs there because of the "company"?? Oooo if it does, maybe we should consider a more firmer butt cheek support system, like the "Full" support bottom as offered in the Venus Swimsuit Catalog.

And most importantly (notice how we have only two criteria??), how's the hair situation on those half(?) moons??? Gotta have us schedule a full moon wax or what??

Just something rackmup and I need to know...

Just the Babs here....

Chris Cass
10-25-2002, 02:10 AM
I knew I was in trouble when I saw the evil twins name. I've walked up and down 40 stairs every hr going to break and coming back in the casino business for 9 yrs. So, I think I'm doing ok. However, I don't get pinched much from Heide anymore? hmmmm

Regards,

C.C.~~Ok Babs, let Barbara come back..LOL

Chris Cass
10-25-2002, 02:17 AM
Sorry Mike,

I just wanted to rib Kato this morning. Get this, he works. LMAO

Regards,

C.C.~~a pool bum at large.....