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rackmup
10-24-2002, 01:39 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr>http://www.poolplayers.com/images/apa-pool-leagues-logo.gif http://cache.bizrate.com/video/dvd/large/12/185912.jpg John Sheister; Author


It survived a competitor's midnight raid and has helped countless thousands keep and play at a skill level lower than the belly of a snake!

THAT'S RIGHT...<font color=red>The APA Underground Sandbagger's Handbook</font color=red>

Don't take our word for it! Read these testimonials:

<font color=purple>"After my first few weeks of league play and keeping score the way the APA suggested, I quickly went from a 4 to a 6. It looked like we were going to have to disband our team because everyone was improving and getting bumped up. That was until we purchased John Sheister's handbook! Using his methods and suggestions, we are all skill level 2's and 3's and on our way to VEGAS! Thanks John!"</font color=purple>

Bill Whitten
Monrovia, CA.

<font color=purple>"We had three strong 7's on our team and it was certain that we would have to sit two of them if we were going to avoid getting beat up in the parking lot. We heard about John's book and ordered it. We employed the tactics of telling our competitors that these three guys were legally blind. They wore the dark glasses and used the red-tipped canes we bought from John's website. Our guys would miss the easiest shots except when we needed them to win. In just two weeks, they were dropped to a 3 rating! It worked great. We also wore the "Ray Charles for President" t-shirts (also bought at the website) as we rolled to VICTORY in the City Championships! Thanks Buddy!</font color=purple>

Billy Whitaker
Henderson, NV.

<font color=purple>"John is simply the greatest mastermind of the art of sandbagging and cheating that we have ever met. He has given countless seminars at our place of business, not only to benefit our in-house league team but methods we have incorporated into our everyday business practices. Thanks John!</font color=purple>

David Duncan
Enron Accountant
Houston, TX.

Here are just a few excerpts from the handbook that most all of the teams in Vegas are <font color=red>RAVING</font color=red> about:

SB Tactic 13.A Substitution of players in mid-match:

Suppose you have a S/L 2 or 3 playing against a S/L 7 and he/she is being beaten soundly. Midway through the match, have one of your team members pretend he/she has a phone call from an "anxious relative."

Tell the other Team Captain there is a "family emergency" and that your team member must leave immediately but you don't want to forfeit the match. Ask if you can "just put in another S/L 2 and continue the match." Appealing to the other Team Captain's sense of compassion and humanity will almost always work, especially if you word it correctly where you only elicit positive "yes" answers.

You know and I know that the other "2" is really the former "Quad-Cities 8-Ball Champion" but hey...WINNING IS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT!

SB Tactic 76.B Using Twins to WIN!

In many cities across the nation, are organizations for Identical Twins. They almost always have recreational activities scheduled during their meetings. GUESS WHAT? Some of them are pool players! Recruit a pair for your team! Hell! Recruit 7 sets for your team! This will effectively allow you to double the 8-man roster limit set by the APA!

Those are just a sampling of some of the tactics used to get your team <font color=red>TO VEGAS!</font color=red>

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We apologize but we can no longer accept credit card orders or personal checks due to the increased amount of fraud. The few "bad" ones make it tough on us "good ones".

<font color=green>"See (hypothetically speaking) all of you in Vegas!"</font color=green>

Sincerely,

<font color=green>John Shesiter</font color=green>

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This is why some teams win and others flounder.

Regards,

Ken (bringing a needed public service to the wanting masses)

Kato
10-24-2002, 01:59 PM
Lemme guess Ken, you figured out how to put pictures on the chalkboard?

Kato~~~razzin'

rackmup
10-24-2002, 02:24 PM
Yep. A long time ago. Much to the chagrin of other CCB posters, I'm sure. /ccboard/images/icons/wink.gif

Regards,

Ken (enjoys his time on the CCB and shopping for friends)

Doctor_D
10-24-2002, 02:32 PM
Good evening Pookie:

You most certaonly have too much time on your hands...

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Dr. D.

rackmup
10-24-2002, 02:48 PM
It's raining here today so I stayed home and worked from the house. You know how it is when you have the freedom I have...work one day, stay at home the next, see a movie on another, waste countless hours on the CCB on yet another...

Regards,

Ken (leaving for the poolroom in 59, 58, 57...)

10-24-2002, 04:10 PM
Now that's funny...but I agree you have too much free time.

rackmup
10-24-2002, 10:48 PM
Can one really have too much free time?

Ken (C'mon...it's free)

Cueless Joey
10-25-2002, 12:02 AM
Come on Ken.
You're bitter for being turned down for an APA franchise.lol
Please tell me you don't play one hole on barbox.:-)

rackmup
10-25-2002, 07:54 AM
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Cueless Joey
10-25-2002, 09:40 AM
Or draw a big circle by the foot spot and use them for some nostalgic marble games.