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wolfdancer
11-23-2002, 11:32 PM
> Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named
chief of
> the Communist Party in China.
>
> HU'S ON FIRST
>
> By James Sherman
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The Chinaman!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>>
> George: That's who's name?
>>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
>>
> Condi: That's correct.
>>
> George: Then who is in China?
>>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>>
> George: Then who is?
>>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>>
> George: Yassir?
>>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
>>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
> Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
>
> Condi: Rice, here.
>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?

nAz
11-24-2002, 12:58 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god i love that skit! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

TomBrooklyn
11-24-2002, 02:34 AM
Thats a good one. Five stars. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Oh, thats right, we can't award stars anymore ...it offends the sensibilities of the egalitarian bourgeoisie. /ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

=TB