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Rich R.
12-11-2002, 06:01 AM
Rumor has it, that the following recipe is SPetty's favorite cake and she makes one whenever she plays pool with the other DFW CCB'ers.
Of course, you can't always believe rumors, especially when I start them. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Subject: CHRISTMAS CAKE
Importance: High


READ TO THE END......

CHRISTMAS CAKE
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the Quervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Quervo again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK.

Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver.
Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a [censored].

Check the Quervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the Jose Quervo and kick the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

SPetty
12-11-2002, 12:41 PM
hahahaha! And CHERRY MISTMAS! to you too! /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Rod
12-11-2002, 03:34 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Hey Rich I got a big laugh out of that-too funny. It reminded me of my lemon pies two years ago except I was sampling CC! Got my mixture wrong, yes me and the pies, the darn things were a bit on the rubber side! Don't dink and chook. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Rich R.
12-12-2002, 05:16 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rod:</font><hr> Don't dink and chook. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif <hr /></blockquote>
Rod, I'm a firm believer that you should always have a glass of your favorite (adult) beverage near by while cooking. Things may not taste better, but, you really don't care. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif