View Full Version : The Years Best Headlines from 2002

Rich R.
01-10-2003, 06:35 AM

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

01-10-2003, 07:52 AM
Dead man found in Cemetary

Problem of Teenage Pregnancy is Mounting

01-10-2003, 02:28 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rich R.:</font><hr> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over <hr /></blockquote>Very funny headlines, all. The Vetinarian one was of some particular interest to me since I recently rewatched Rob Schneider's movie "The Animal" which aside from exploring the povocative topics of race relations, police proceedures and mob mentality, mainly delved into the subject of beastiality and if it could coexist within an otherwise normal male-female relationship.

9 Ball Girl
01-10-2003, 02:31 PM
How about those headliners from the Jay Leno Show:


01-10-2003, 06:18 PM
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

no comment!