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Rich R.
01-10-2003, 06:35 AM
THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says



Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers



Iraqi Head Seeks Arms



Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?



Prostitutes Appeal to Pope



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over



Teacher Strikes Idle Kids



Miners Refuse to Work after Death



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant



War Dims Hope for Peace



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures



Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Wally_in_Cincy
01-10-2003, 07:52 AM
Dead man found in Cemetary

Problem of Teenage Pregnancy is Mounting

TomBrooklyn
01-10-2003, 02:28 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rich R.:</font><hr> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over <hr /></blockquote>Very funny headlines, all. The Vetinarian one was of some particular interest to me since I recently rewatched Rob Schneider's movie "The Animal" which aside from exploring the povocative topics of race relations, police proceedures and mob mentality, mainly delved into the subject of beastiality and if it could coexist within an otherwise normal male-female relationship.

9 Ball Girl
01-10-2003, 02:31 PM
How about those headliners from the Jay Leno Show:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/

snipershot
01-10-2003, 06:18 PM
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

no comment!