View Full Version : The Cassman Cometh-----the video

01-14-2003, 07:58 AM
First of all my 1 critisism. Chris, quit moving the doggone camera!!!!!! I can see the balls on the table and the lighting is good.

So I get this video in the mail, Chris Cass shooting balls, jumping balls, breaking racks, running out, beating the ghost (Thanks Chris, I had $50 side action with the ghost on that set), and a running funny commentary even though the instructional part was supposed to be serious.

Great home video footage of Janette Lee and George Breedlove missing trickshots (not all of them but lots of times the camera was pointed at the floor so I couldn't tell). KarateKid does a great impression of a train. ChugaChugaChugaChuga. Janette is hot!!!!!!

Great pool video of KarateMom shooting and Chris telling the universe how perfect her form is. Cass playing KarateKid some 9-ball where Cass has to bank multiple rails and scratches, handing the kid the game. Chris getting spanked in 1 pocket. Video of Halloween, Hi Miss Heide /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif. I love the Christmas tree Heide, beautiful. There is a lovely scene of Cass and KarateKid standing in front of a cornfield in leather jackets and Cass asks the kid where the pool room is. KarateKid explains that he doesn't play pool so Cass asks him if he wants to go play. The KarateKid tells his old man he doesn't hang out with jerks or something. I was laughing hysterically. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Poor Chris, can't get a game. He even went to Billy Bob's Oasis which I didn't believe existed. Sun of a Gun. It does.

The movie ends with Cass showing us his belly. Hey Cass, sure there are tubes and stuff in there but damn son, you're about 9 situps short of a Mr. Universe championship dude.

The Cassman Cometh gets 2 thumbs up from Kato in Florida. Loved the video. Can't wait for the second installment. Definitely get one when you're done with chemo, radiation, surgery ect.

Thanks Cass family. You'z guyz are the nutz!!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif


Chris Cass
01-14-2003, 10:42 AM
Hi Kato,

Now that your throughly done embarrassing me and my professional video skills. What's next? Hey, why don't you come down and kick me in the belly tube? Maybe, wack me in the head with a Meucci? Oh, here's a good one. Maybe, mix up my pills? LOL

I love ya brah even though you make me look like doo doo,

C.C.~~next video will look like Steven Speilberg did it or Jerry Springer? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

01-14-2003, 12:33 PM
Are you kidding me? This is the best pool video I own!!!!! It's got everything a good movie needs.

Action: Cassman breaking, running out /ccboard/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Comedy: Cassman cracking jokes /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Romance: Dinner with Heide at the pool room /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Horror: Little kids in Halloween Customs (belly tubes to) ; /ccboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
Gorgeous Women: Heide and Janette Lee /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Gorgeous Men: Uhmmmm, not really /ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Corn: This video has the tallest corn ever!!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

So what's your issue Cassman. I'm making you a legend in the pool world (sort of, ok not really) /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif


Voodoo Daddy
01-14-2003, 12:55 PM
As Hank Hill says "that boy aint right". C.C., you know that Kato has major disadvantages. Being from Florida, roots for all the wrong sports teams and he plays pool with a Predator shaft. Other than that he isnt a bad guy.....

01-14-2003, 01:14 PM
So now I gotta get dogged out by my boys huh? Brutal.


Voodoo Daddy
01-14-2003, 01:54 PM
Dogged? No way, just standin' up for the lil bald guy.Dogging you would be bringing up the UM or the Miami Dolphins...see?

01-14-2003, 02:38 PM
He's not bald yet!!!!!! He's still got hair. If Chris offers you a drink from his pump though, please decline, it's not the prettiest thing I ever saw.

Kato~~~not exactly pretty either

Chris Cass
01-15-2003, 01:28 AM
And just where have you been Mister? LOL I know.


C.C.~~missing Voodoo like crazy. Has a surprise for Voodoo to get even with making me crazy and I ain't sayin nothin. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Chris Cass
01-15-2003, 06:49 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Voodoo Daddy:</font><hr> Dogged? No way, just standin' up for the lil bald guy. <hr /></blockquote>

Duhhh, just caught that one. Who you calling little?


C.C.~~LMAO breaking out the platforms from the 70's. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif