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01-15-2003, 07:28 PM
Kilted Scotsman


A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country road after finishing off a
considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub. As
he staggered down the path, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a
nap with his back against a tree.As he slept, two
young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.
They spotted him, and one said, "I've always
wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw
what nature had given him at birth.

Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us now! He
must be rewarded!" So, she took a blue ribbon from her
hair and gently tied it around what nature had given the Scotsman, and
the two walked away.

Some time later, the Scotsman was wakened by the call of nature, and
walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve
himself. He raised his kilt and saw where the blue ribbon was tied.

After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said, "I don't know
where y'been lad... but it's nice ta'know y'won first
prize!"