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01-15-2003, 07:37 PM
Subject: The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz


> The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they are
> whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before
the
> Great Wizard.
>
> "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps
forward
> timidly. "I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard.
>
> "WHO IS NEXT?"
>
> Ronald Reagan steps forward. "Well................,I.......I think I need
a
> brain." "DONE!" says the Wizard.
>
> "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" Up steps George Bush
> sadly. "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD
> IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE!"
>
> There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there,
> looking around but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
> "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
>
> "Is Dorothy here?"

SpiderMan
01-16-2003, 01:24 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote REGED::</font><hr> Subject: The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz


&gt; The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they are
&gt; whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before
the
&gt; Great Wizard.
<hr /></blockquote>

I'll give odds that Bill came before Dorothy too.

SpiderMan