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01-15-2003, 07:39 PM
Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George. One winter morning
> while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going
> to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even
> numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
> Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
> "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
> the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
> Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
> says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
> park......" Just then the electric power goes out.
> Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
> Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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01-16-2003, 07:44 PM
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Chris Cass
01-16-2003, 08:20 PM
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&gt; Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Norman' wife repies, "Then, I'll have to shovel two spots tomorrow, Duh."

C.C.~~oops

nAz
01-17-2003, 10:33 PM
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