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nAz
01-20-2003, 02:59 PM
heheheh

* Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me".

* Yo momma’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.

* Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

* Yo momma’s so fat when she dances the band skips.

* Yo momma’s so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.

* Yo momma’s so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.


* Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

* Yo momma’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.

* Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!

* Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

* Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.

* Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

9 Ball Girl
01-20-2003, 03:44 PM
2 of my favorites:

Yo momma's hair is soooo nappy, Wilson couldn't pick it.

Yo momma's armpits smell soooo bad, her Sure deoderant was confused.

Wendy~~has a whole "Yo Momma Jokes" book

snipershot
01-20-2003, 11:23 PM
Best and most disgusting one i've ever heard:

Yo mamas so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon!