01-25-2003, 11:55 PM
Back in the 1800's two Russians came to North America looking for work. They stumbled across an old western town in the west, after the first night at the local bar they found out they could get $100 per indian that they scalped. The next day they went out and scalped an indian, they collected their cash and found their new occupation very rewarding. Later that day they went out looking for more, they found themselves deep in the bottom of a valley, suddenly they found the horizon at the top of the valley covered in indians atop their warhorses with bow and arrows and they were all waving axes in the air, one of the Russians turns to the other one and announces "were gonna be rich"