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02-09-2003, 05:32 AM
Any unusual car bumper stickers in your area?
"Its Gods responsibility to forgive Bin Laden
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting"U.S.Marine Corps
02-09-2003, 07:05 AM
We have an official "Florida Terrorist Hunting Permit" bumper sticker...unlimited kills and free mounts!!
Voodoo~~~~loves the Deep South, /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gifHAHAHAHAHA/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
02-09-2003, 07:49 AM
"My Karma ran over your Dogma"
"Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open"
"Dont mess with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"
"I am schizoprenic and so am I"
02-09-2003, 09:15 AM
In the wake of all the "My child is an honor student at such-and-such school" bumper stickers, it didn't take long before the "My kid beat up your honor student" bumper stickers came out.
9 Ball Girl
02-09-2003, 05:15 PM
Vietnam Vets aren't Fonda Jane
I didn't know what that meant 'til I asked an old timer at work.
This one is actually off of a motorcyclist's tshirt:
If you can read this, it's because the bitch fell off /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
02-10-2003, 04:35 AM
Well "honor student " is nice Barb,
But mainly around here you see,
"My son is INMATE OF THE YEAR!"
ha ha ha ha
Carol~wonders if Barb was making her nuts during the snow!Hmmmmmmm.............
02-10-2003, 04:42 AM
I believe that!:)
You guys are something from the show"COPS!"Any point system?
Carol~misses the deep south!:(
Gayle in MD
02-10-2003, 08:25 AM
Hi lady, and that is really funny, I've got to remember that one for my biker friends.
Gayle in Md. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Gayle in MD
02-10-2003, 08:29 AM
Hi Carol, too funny. Forgive me, but, got to say that the funniest Bumper Sticker I can ever remember seeing was when Richard Nixon was running for president, "You can't lick our Dick" Pretty gross huh? HA HA HA HA....
Gayle in Md. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
02-10-2003, 08:54 AM
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready
DYSLEXICS of the world... UNTIE!
02-10-2003, 04:24 PM
I've owned about 20 cars since 1971 and NEVER had a single bumper sticker. Two years ago I put a small window sticker on my mini-van. It reads "Proud parent of a soldier. US ARMY". More than a few times complete strangers have said to me "I'm proud too".
Paul Mon~~~~~proud of both my children
saw this one on a cop car...
"It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put your boogers"
I pay little attention to bumper stickers. One time picking jurors an attorney asked if we had any bumper stickers. I never have and if I bought a car that did I took them off.
I was selected, it was a criminal case. An old girlfriend, 70's did buy a license plate holder for me. It said, Save a tree eat a beaver. I saved some trees /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
02-10-2003, 06:26 PM
Saw that on a bumper sticker while stopped behind a car at a red light. Thought it was hiliarious. Hoped it wasn't meant for me.
Another funny one from presidential election year a decade or so ago - I saw one of those "Run, Jesse, Run" bumper stickers on the FRONT bumper of a car /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
02-10-2003, 06:28 PM
He had it down Pat, didn't he? That's why they called him "Tricky Dick".
02-10-2003, 07:47 PM
My all-time favorite is "Beautify America...Shoot a Redneck"
02-11-2003, 04:33 AM
Too funny-think it would be WORTH anything in perfect condition?ROFL
Stay well!Hope to see you soon!
Carol~will sail with Gayle one day /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif
02-11-2003, 04:35 AM
"If your reading this,that means the OL"MAN fell off!"
02-11-2003, 04:40 AM
I,too,do not have any bumper stickers on my car and never did!:)But I'd definitely be proud of that one!
Carol~has alot of respect for anyone in the military!
02-11-2003, 04:44 AM
Well,at least someone is saving some trees,Rod,
Ha ha ha ha-should I ask what the beavers name was?Nah,keep saving those trees!
02-11-2003, 04:46 AM
Definitely NOT meant for you!:)
Warm regards to your Mom!
02-11-2003, 08:10 AM
That bumper sticker was pretty popular at an all-women's college in PA.
It was Beaver College. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif! However, it was just renamed something else, but I'll always remember its original name!
02-11-2003, 12:02 PM
02-12-2003, 02:28 PM
"The Horn's broken, watch for the Finger."
"If you can read this, you're too F-ing close."
"My other car is a piece of sh!t too."
02-12-2003, 08:54 PM
Saw this one on the back of a truck:
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT S#IT
02-13-2003, 04:08 PM
Another favorite or two of mine are;
"American by birth, BIKER by choice"...and
"I got so smart from killing yuppies and eating their brains"...which was on my last sled, hahahahahaha
02-14-2003, 04:35 AM
I called that number and thats what the recording says!
02-14-2003, 04:40 AM
My friend calls me from Delaware as shes driving and she tells me hold on for a minute-she comes back on the line-I ask what happened-she had to stick her arm out the window!
ha ha ha
02-14-2003, 08:08 AM
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere
Cat: The Other White Meat
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
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