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02-14-2003, 04:41 PM
The Engineer And The Frog

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

02-14-2003, 04:50 PM
hahaha good one

02-14-2003, 06:08 PM

A salesman was traveling down a country road. His car started making strange sounds and had to pull over when the engine died.

He got out, lifted the hood looking for any problem. After sitting for a while the car started but run very rough. He was trying to adjust the carburetor when he heard; turn the other screw. Looking around, all he saw was two horses. Confused where the voice come from he tried another screw when he heard; no not that one, the one in back. This time he turned around to see it come from one of the horses. He was completely confused and the car still not running right when he noticed a farm house up the road.

He decided to hike on up to the house for help. When he got there the old farmer come to the door. He said; hey my car is running terrible and one of your horses told me what to adjust on my carburetor. The farmer said which one told you how to adjust a carburetor? Was it the pale gray or the brown and white paint? He responds, the pale gray one. Farmer says, aww don't pay any attention to him, he don't know a darn thing about carburetors!!