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9 Ball Girl
02-20-2003, 10:05 AM
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading
straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat
right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he
blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual
Education Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his
composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"

Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."

Really," he said. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's
the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess
that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the
best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry."she said. "I shouldn't really be
discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call
me "Bubba".

02-20-2003, 08:02 PM
I am Bubba Jones Aka Vagabond from Lumberton,North carolina
I am a red neck.This is the first time we red necks ever received a complement on this board.There are some on this board who keep trashing red necks.Thanks once again.
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