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heater451
03-03-2003, 01:45 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Wally_in_Cincy:</font><hr> Please stop this thread.

If you want to respond start a new one.

Not tryin' to be pushy, just a simple request. It's getting kinda long and nAz is beginning to worry it will overtake his all-time classic "who is the hottest wpba player?" <hr /></blockquote> Larry, who do you think is the hottest WPBA player?




~~Because you know it had to be done. . . .



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bluewolf
03-03-2003, 02:00 PM
RIGHT!!!! Back by popular demand!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Laura

9 Ball Girl
03-03-2003, 02:59 PM
Deja Vu like a motherflower!

WaltVA
03-03-2003, 03:31 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> Deja Vu like a motherflower! <hr /></blockquote>

Well said, 9BG!!

Walt in VA

Eric.
03-03-2003, 03:46 PM
Heater,

Be careful, this might start another "Going Away" thread (!) /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Eric &gt;not going away

03-03-2003, 06:13 PM
You want me to answer that question, damn, you people really want me to cut my throat dont you, no matter what I say I end up pissing off 98% of the Womens tour. You want to to tell it like it is. This one is a no win proposition.
Beauty comes in many different styles, there can be beauty at the table, and the beauty of her play. I could easily run off 10 major things and give you 10 different names, but hot is hot, &amp; hot means sex appeal, period, all you guys know what I mean. There was a time, a long long time ago, I might have been a little bit of a ladies man, &amp; a person never looses his taste for a beautiful woman, no matter how old he gets. I really go back, I used to pick up chicks in my 2 horse drawn chariot. Raw hot, I have always been a Jeanette Lee fan. I was at the l993 BCA convention in KCMO, I saw her kinda of wandering around with this lost look on her face, I said can I help you, she said yes, I am looking for the Falcon booth, I said no problem I'll escort you there. What she did not know was I was working the booth, and I knew who she was, a big giant nobody, with out a single sponsor, and she needed somebody to get her rolling. I had seen her play before the show. I walked her up to the booth &amp; introduced her to Eddie Shean, and soon after that she got her first sponsorship, and won player of the year along with the Great Nick Varner, all 3 of us played with the same cue that year. What she did not know is I told the Falcon people, What you have here is a future world champion, I am calling it now, she needs help now, you would be fools for not picking her up. Her playing ability has done nothing but rise over the years, where she is playing at pro mens speed now, along with the other top 5 women on their tour. When she comes out in that black silky gown, that reveals her lovely figure, I like to look around &amp; observe what other people are doing, most of the young guys have their tounges out on the floor &amp; they look like a bunch of hungry dogs looking in the window of the butcher shop. Today, Jeanette Lee wins hands down, no question about it, the lady has sex appeal, and sex sells. She just does not like my spit ball shots, or me playing her barefoot one handed, other than that, we get along just fine. Now about who I think, there is no question, Ewa Mataya, the queen of pool. When I see that Brunswick picture with her in that black night gown, holy cow, a woman just cant look any better than that. In her prime, she was the most beautiful woman to ever play pool in a pro setting, and to me, her beauty, is hot. Now look what you did to me, Poor wonder dog is going to be at the Allen Hopkins expo working his tail off &amp; he will never understand why all of the ladies tour comes by our booth &amp; gives us the finger. Ladies, all of you are beautiful, Allison is beautiful, but you made me pick, and doing so, was probably the dumbest thing I ever did. hell hath no fury of that of a scored woman. When the men did a hari Kari &amp; fell on their sword, thank God we had some beautiful women out there who kept the game going &amp; alive, Fast say's all of you are beautiful. But beautiful is one thing, and hot is another. It is a very hard thing to judge, you just see it in mens faces. When your hot your hot, and when your not, your not. Marilyn Monroe had it, she had this thing that sent men wild, &amp; it's called, Hot.....This was a great question, my compliments. Best Wishes, Fast Larry Guninger, shoot straight, innovate, no fear, &amp; never give up. VENI, VIDI, VICI/.....

Hopster
03-03-2003, 08:26 PM
Jeanette is hot no doubt. Funny thing, i got her book about a week ago and enjoyed it. Picked up a few good tips, she writes in an easy style, easy to read and comprehend. Also she tells quite a few storys and whatnot. Really enjoyable, i recommend it.

snipershot
03-03-2003, 10:35 PM
I too think Jeanette is hot, I haven't got any of her books yet but I'm working on it.

bluewolf
03-04-2003, 06:42 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Fast Larry:</font><hr> You want me to answer that question, damn, you people really want me to cut my throat dont you, no matter what I say I end up pissing off 98% of the Womens tour. You want to to tell it like it is. This one is a no win proposition.
Beauty comes in many different styles, there can be beauty at the table, and the beauty of her play. I could easily run off 10 major things and give you 10 different names, but hot is hot, &amp; hot means sex appeal, period, all you guys know what I mean. Raw hot, I have always been a Jeanette Lee fan. Today, Jeanette Lee wins hands down, no question about it, the lady has sex appeal, and sex sells. Fast say's all of you are beautiful. But beautiful is one thing, and hot is another. It is a very hard thing to judge, you just see it in mens faces. When your hot your hot, and when your not, your not. Marilyn Monroe had it, she had this thing that sent men wild, &amp; it's called, Hot.....This was a great question, my compliments. Best Wishes, Fast Larry Guninger, shoot straight, innovate, no fear, &amp; never give up. VENI, VIDI, VICI/..... <hr /></blockquote>

Great post Larry. I enjoyed that and I am sure you got some hormones going.. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Laura

Kato
03-04-2003, 09:30 AM
Forgetting Janette's beauty. She was so very nice to me in Miami. That impressed me more than her looks. I thought she'd be taller though.LOL

Kato

nAz
03-04-2003, 10:14 AM
Hmmm back again?
Wonder if i will get in trouble for this Thread even though i did'nt start it lol

M.Herdon
Jenny Lee
S.Rouse
K.Shaw
A.Paglia

Got one more who is Very Hot and from Brooklyn /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif but she is not yet a WPBA member.

heater451
03-04-2003, 10:14 AM
Larry,

First of all, thanks for the answer, but I have to confess that the question was a joke.

You see, awhile back "nAz" posted that question to the whole board, and it wound up being one of the longest threads we've had. When Fred's draw question started growing like kudzu, Wally_in_Cincy mentioned the previous thread (which I quoted in the first post here).

I was just playing around by combining the two. . . .

Anyway, welcome to the board, it's always good to have another perspective here--although I wish you would use a little more formatting in your posts, as it gets hard to read as they go on, lengthwise.


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Steve - Detroit
03-04-2003, 05:49 PM
[hell hath no fury of that of a scored woman]- Fast Larry

Gotta smile at that one, FL. Don't know if the typo was intentional or not but leaving the "n" out sure changed the meaning of that old saying.

Steve --- amateur Dr. Freud

03-04-2003, 06:24 PM
To Dr Freud, holy cow, it was a damn typo, I am not smart enough to be dropping in hidden meanings, what hits my twisted brain, hits the key board, it's as simple as that, which explains why my work sucks so bad. This work is so dangerous, you can hit the wrong key, a single letter, and what you intended, comes out the opposite, suddenly you are no longer in Atlanta, but on the train back to Osawatomie.
Fast Larry

Steve - Detroit
03-04-2003, 07:46 PM
Larry,
Just caught my eye as I read your post. The English language can be a funny thing, like you said, change just one letter and the whole meaning can change, this time in a humorous way. Hope you didn't think this was some kind of attack because it wasn't meant that way, I do enjoy your posts.

Steve --- still smiling

03-04-2003, 08:16 PM
Dear Steve, why of course not sir, thank you for the correction, I need to edit more, I try to but stuff slips out, and I was shocked to see that typo, it could have been a disaster. Your Pal, Fast Larry