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03-13-2003, 10:27 AM
Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar
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> > > > > >to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer.
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> > > >They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking
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> > > > > >about current cattle prices.
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> > > >Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
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> > > >sandwich begins to cough.
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> > > >After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
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> > > > > >in real distress.
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> > > >One of the Hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya
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> > > > > >swalla?"
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> > > >The woman shakes her head no.
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> > > >"Kin ya breathe?"
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> > > >The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
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> > > >The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
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> > > >back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his
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> > > >tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.
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> > > >The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm
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> > > >and the obstruction! flies out of her mouth.
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> > > >As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks
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> > > >slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
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> > > >His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of
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> > > >"Hind Lick" maneuver, but I ain't
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> > > > > >it."