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03-13-2003, 11:22 AM
Driving from Memphis to El Paso, a schoolteacher on spring break notices that her "check engine" light is on. She stops and raises the hood, leaning 'way over to "check the engine". Meanwhile, a man in a pickup truck stops to help.

She tries to raise up, but is so off-balance that she can only lay there with her feet swinging helplessly. Seeing an opportunity, the man closes the hood on her, flips up her skirt, has his way with her, and drives off.

Minutes later, a Texas Ranger stops and extricates her from the awkward position. Taking her statement, he asks if there is anything at all that might help them identify and apprehend the culprit. "Well, he was one of those NATIVE TEXANS", she says. "Oh, did you see one of those stickers in his pickup window?", the ranger asked. "No", she replied, "I didn't see anything, but he had a great big belt buckle and a little bitty pecker".