View Full Version : The Bunny and the Snake

03-18-2003, 10:45 AM

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived
an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising
coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake
was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over
the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about
quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean
to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see
where I'm going.

In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much
the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious
excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel
you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've
helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone
and no balls."

"I'd say you must be French".

Gayle in MD
03-18-2003, 01:25 PM
LMAO...too funny, gotta remember that one for league tonight, thanks

Gayle in Md.

03-18-2003, 03:48 PM
LOLOLOLOL. That is great. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif