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nAz
03-18-2003, 06:19 PM
i hope i don't offend anyone with this one...


Finally, the truth is calculated and cannot be disputed.

Beer is always wet.
Poon-Tang needs encouragement.
Winner: Beer

Beer tastes horrible served hot.
Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.
Winner: Poon-Tang

Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.
Winner: Beer

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Poon-Tang does not.
Winner: None

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang, you are not disgusted.
Winner: Poon-Tang

Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.
Winner: Poon-Tang

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Winner: Poon-Tang

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Winner: Beer

If you come home smelling like Beer, the layd may get mad.
If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will definitely get mad.
Winner: Beer

Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
Six Poon-Tangs in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Winner: Poon-Tang

Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.
Winner: None

It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands at a football game.
Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game makes you a legend.
Winner: Poon-Tang

If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a arrested..
If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a high-five.
Winner: Poon-Tang

With Beer, bigger is better.
Winner: Beer

Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less enjoyable.
Winner: Beer

Poon-Tang makes you see God.
Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
Winner: Poon-Tang

If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are normal.
If you think all day about your next Beer you are an alcoholic.
Winner: Poon-Tang

Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.
Winner: Poon-Tang

Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with sexual harassment.
Winner: None

If you drop a Beer it breaks.
If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Winner: Beer

If you change to another Beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Winner: Beer

The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: Poon-Tang.

The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: Beer

Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Winner: None

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.
Winner: Poon-Tang

The government taxes Beer.
Woman tax their Poon.
Winner: None

Beer=9
Poon-Tang=12

The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!

Kato
03-18-2003, 09:46 PM
I'm afraid I can't argue. However, when your poon-tang leaves you there is always a beer around to make you feel better.

Kato~~~has drunk several beers in his time.

TomBrooklyn
03-19-2003, 02:17 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr> i hope i don't offend anyone with this one...<hr /></blockquote>Since when have you ever let that stop you? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif