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Sid_Vicious
03-19-2003, 01:04 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gillian's Island can make a radio out of
coconut.... Why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the atmosphere,
but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

9 Ball Girl
03-19-2003, 01:39 PM
Just to add a few:

1. Shouldn't hernias be called hisnias since it's mostly men that get this?

2. Keeping that in mind, shouldn't it be womenstruation?

Wendy~~hey, if you dont' ask, you don't learn. Ok, I'm ready for my punishment now. /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

eg8r
03-19-2003, 01:49 PM
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
<hr /></blockquote> I always ask this question, until my good friend Ken (aka rackmup, guppie, hey!) explained it here on the board. The reason is because there are some people sick like him that love their toast burnt that way. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r