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Sid_Vicious
03-21-2003, 12:15 PM
Five reasons to believe computers are female:


1. No one but the Creator understands their
internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate
with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about
as informative as,
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm
certainly not going to tell
you."
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in
long-term memory for later
retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.


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Five reasons to believe computers are male:


1. They have a lot of data, but are still
clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems,
but half the time they
ARE the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that,
if you had waited a
little longer, you could have obtained a better
model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to
turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of
the day.

Gayle in MD
03-21-2003, 05:33 PM
LOL Sid, but, mine, I know is a part of the male anatomy, since every time it gives me trouble, I say, "YOU PR*CK" LOL.

Gayle in Md. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif