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Fred Agnir
03-28-2003, 07:50 AM
Work is slow, so I decided to revive an old post of mine. Someone asked:

>Has anyone got any tips that they would like to share with me.



Floss.
Keep your money in your front pocket.
Forget about lamb-skin condoms.
Little girls aren't any easier to raise than little boys.
Don't throw stones at a man holding a machine gun.
When someone yells "fore" don't stand up to see where he's hit it.
When faced with an offensive shot and a defensive shot with equal
risk/reward, go for the offensive.
Don't believe for one second that the German beer is all that.
Treat her like a lady.
"Staying near the center" is sure to deter your progress.
If you need help, ask for it.
Write a will.
Soda water helps to remove mustard stains.
Kirby vacuum cleaners are over-priced.
When aiming banks, don't forget about collision-induced throw.
Drink plenty of fluids.
Learn how to sew.
Read Google Groups.
Do not drive with the Sun Shade in place.
Call your mother once in a while.
Play tournaments.
Given the limited choice, buy two types of glasses: one for red wine, one
for white wine.
People have reported being able to see better with contacts.
Read to your children.
If a guy moves into the passing lane to allow you to enter the highway, have
the decency to let him pass you.
Buy a BCA rulebook. It's a cheap investment.
Buy a meat thermometer. It's a cheap investment.
Buy your wife some flowers. It's a cheap investment.
Clean your shaft with a clean damp cloth once a week. Don't forget to dry
and burnish.
Plastic disposable cups are not dishwasher safe.
Buy some AccuStats tapes.
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
Names *can* hurt you.
If you don't know how to use aluminum foil in a microwave oven, then don't
try it.
Tournaments and pool halls can be searched at http://www.playpool.com.
Go to the dentist every 6 months.
If the shoe fits, buy them.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Marily Chambers' videos can be found on Ebay.
For my money, I'd buy a Toyota.
Make sure your kid isn't the stinky one.
Smile.


Hope this helps

Regards,

Fred Agnir

Wally_in_Cincy
03-28-2003, 08:03 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Fred Agnir:</font><hr>
Do not drive with the Sun Shade in place.
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Remove baby from stroller before folding.

The magic 8-ball should not be used as a substitute for a home pregnancy test.

Re: lawn-care products. Go ahead and get the Scott's, it's worth it.

It's really not necessary to "top" your trees.

Keep your dirty dishes in the fridge. That way you only have to wash them once a week.

snipershot
03-28-2003, 08:19 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Wally_in_Cincy:</font><hr>

The magic 8-ball should not be used as a substitute for a home pregnancy test.

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HAHAHAHAHA /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Good one Wally, thanks for the laugh this early in the morning too!

PQQLK9
04-02-2003, 04:04 PM
Don't eat the "yellow" snow! /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Kato
04-03-2003, 02:09 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Fred Agnir:</font><hr>If you don't know how to use aluminum foil in a microwave oven, then don't
try it.
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You can do this? I was always told not to.

Kato~~~about to learn something.

Rod
04-03-2003, 02:16 PM
Jeez, I put metal plates in mine, it doesn't seem to care. Well it hasn't said anything. LOL It's true BTW

Kato
04-03-2003, 03:02 PM
Interesting, very interesting.

Kato

Fred Agnir
04-03-2003, 03:18 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Kato:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote Fred Agnir:</font><hr>If you don't know how to use aluminum foil in a microwave oven, then don't
try it.
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You can do this? I was always told not to.

Kato~~~about to learn something. <hr /></blockquote>Pretty much the entire inside of a microwave oven is made of metal. So you can definitely use metal, as long as you don't position the pieces close enough such that the microwaves arc between the two (from rapidly bouncing back and forth, I suppose). Forks are a big no-no.

You can use aluminum foil on the bones of a drumstick to avoid exploding them, as long as none of the foil is wrinkled enough to cause a potential fork-like scenario.

Fred &lt;~~~ doesn't think cooking chicken in the microwave is worth it

Kato
04-03-2003, 03:47 PM
Thanks for the tip Fred. I think you're right about chicken in the microwave. Now Hot Pockets is a different story all together.

Kato~~~steak and cheese hot pocket kind of guy

04-04-2003, 04:02 PM
Don't stare directly into the sun.

Don't play leap-frog with unicorns.