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03-28-2003, 08:41 PM
What's the best form of birth control after 50?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 pounds

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

Why is it so hard for women to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes a dog chase a car it has no intention of driving.

What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.

A brunette, blond, and a redhead are all in 3rd grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blond, because she's 18.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ want to move to West Virginia?
They all have the same DNA.

What do you call an Italian with one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

Why do men have trouble making eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What's the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo?
The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Beer - It helps everything look good at 2am.
Beer - More than a breakfast drink.

03-28-2003, 09:45 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> What's the best form of birth control after 50?

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This is by far the best one /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif