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Sid_Vicious
04-03-2003, 10:21 AM
1. The dog lives here...you don't.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you.
What's your point?

4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.

5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to
sniff his.

6. I like him a lot better than I like most people.

7. To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son, who is short,
hairy, walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly, and hates cats. I
have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke
or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions,
don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college,
and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.

Ward
04-03-2003, 12:37 PM
Sid

My dog is always glad to see me and never talks back. Now if I could just train my wife..

later

Sid_Vicious
04-03-2003, 01:05 PM
Yea if my ex-wife woulda wagged her rear end and went after my crotch when I got home like the dog...she wouldn't be my ex, she'd be HERE ;-)) sid

Harold Acosta
04-03-2003, 09:51 PM
Continue:

9. Dogs have first choice to sit anywhere they want.

10. Dogs are allowed to lick you.

11. Dogs will sniff your butt. This is also their nature.

12. If you visit and we have to go out, the dog always take the front seat. Feel free to sit in the back.

13. Of course we bathe them, only when they can be caught.

14. Dogs have first choice to read newspapers and magazines.

15. Dogs will not let you in, until the Master shows up.

16. Dogs always serve as our body guards. BEWARE.

17. Don't go near their food plates, you could be sorry.

18. Dogs eat first. Don't give me any hassle.

19. Dogs are allowed to sing along your favorite tunes.

20. Dogs also play at the pool table.

21. Dogs decide your prolong stay.

22. Dogs decide if you sleep in the bed or the couch.

23. Dogs will always be dogs.

TomBrooklyn
04-03-2003, 11:29 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Harold Acosta:</font><hr> 15. Dogs will not let you in, until the Master shows up. <hr /></blockquote>I knew an artist who had an English Sheep dog. The dog would let anyone into his studio but barked and tried to prevent anyone from leaving.

04-04-2003, 09:06 AM
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5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to
sniff his.
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LOL too funny! /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

TomBrooklyn
04-04-2003, 09:45 PM
Sid,

Does your relationship with your dog make you feel as if the world is a more friendly or less friendly place?

Do you use your dog to make you feel closer to the world or more distant it?

Do you see this as a conscious decision to make?

-T