View Full Version : Sex & Flies, Not Pool But Funny(imo)

03-22-2002, 09:52 PM
A woman walked in to the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"what are you doing?" she asked.

Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh, Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males 2 females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Gayle in MD
03-23-2002, 11:18 AM
HA HA HA!...That is funny! Reminds me of one day last summer, standing on the pier with some of the guys we fish with, and I'm helping them do some Bimini knots, and some rigs with Balleyhoo, and friend Bernie says to me, "Careful now Gayle, you put those last two in the wrong pile, put the females on this side" I'm giving him my natural DUH? look, "How can you tell," I ask. "Easy, the mouths are open"
Gayle in Md, always the first to take the bait!

Ralph S.
03-23-2002, 05:24 PM
Long has been one of my favorite jokes Sid..
Ralph S.