View Full Version : Doggy Style Variations

9 Ball Girl
04-12-2003, 11:52 AM
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Wendy<--- http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1045131082.gif

04-12-2003, 08:42 PM
foreplay... definition..

Two to four hours of Begging..

04-12-2003, 08:45 PM
You're good Tom. I've spent 32 years begging so far. Wonder what I'm doing wrong? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif


04-12-2003, 08:49 PM
Your assuming my begging works.. so far.. its the only platonic relationship I've ever had with a woman..

04-12-2003, 08:50 PM
Uhmmm, Tom. How do you explain those kids?

Kato~~~~confused as usual.

04-12-2003, 08:54 PM
They are 22, 19 and 18 years old.. that's a long time between begging..

04-12-2003, 09:04 PM


04-12-2003, 09:58 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

04-12-2003, 11:42 PM
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Jimmy Mendoza
04-14-2003, 01:32 PM
Since you started it /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif:

A father was taking his son for a little walk around the neighborhood when they passed this yard where two dogs were having sex. The kid asked his dad what the dogs were doing, so the dad thought about it for a second, then replied, "they're making puppies!"

Later that night, the kid woke up and heard some noise coming from his parents bedroom, so he went in and opened the door and found his parents having sex. The kid asked, "what are you guys doing?!?", so the dad replies, "well son, we're making babies." So the kid thinks about it for a second, then says, "well flip her over because I want a puppy!"

04-14-2003, 04:54 PM
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9 Ball Girl
04-14-2003, 06:31 PM
Doggy Style Variations Part 2


Wendy~~~need I say more?

04-14-2003, 06:35 PM
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hella funny girl where u getting these from?

04-14-2003, 07:37 PM
Always one step ahead. /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif