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Sid_Vicious
04-16-2003, 09:02 AM
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that
might prove helpful.

If...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
were represented as:..
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26
Then...
H A R D W O R K =
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E =
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
and worse
E D U C A T I O N =
5 4 21 3 1 20 9 15 14 = 92%
But....
A T T I T U D E =
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H $ T =
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullsh$t will put you
over the top.
And look how far
A $ $ K I S S I N G =
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you. That just goes to show you that no
matter how much knowledge you have, or hard work you do....
There will always be that bull-sh$tting, a$$ kissing
guy with an attitude that will succeed over you.

Rich R.
04-16-2003, 09:28 AM
Ain't that the truth. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif