View Full Version : Fred Agnir and the Australian Jedi Knights

04-18-2003, 04:05 PM
It was bad enough when the Aussies, leaked the news about the Jedi knights, but then Fred had to go publish it here, where hundreds of thousands visit daily. Since the secret is out, I can now reveal, that thanks to the miracle of modern science, you too, can attain the powers of a Jedi Knight. It's similiar to the procedure that created the Bionic, or 6 million dollar man. After the candidate has been selected, the powers are introduced by a combination of a penile implant, and a secret code punched into the tv remote. We need the Jedi Knights, for the enemy is everywhere, and growing stronger. No longer satisfied with wielding their awesome power within the confines of their homes, they have now ventured into local pool halls, and recently tried to gain access to the Jedi Elders home, Augusta National

04-18-2003, 06:06 PM
I thought the Jedi option was ruled out? Is this very much a religion now. LOL, I think it is funny but to each his own. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif