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nAz
04-23-2003, 10:52 AM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Naz:
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really horny. Your name shall become synonymous with sex, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

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UWPoolGod
04-23-2003, 11:04 AM
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

Kato
04-23-2003, 11:47 AM
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

Kato

9 Ball Girl
04-23-2003, 01:21 PM
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must release your time machine, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

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