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Sid_Vicious
05-05-2003, 08:08 PM
Pecans in the Cemetary

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan Tree just inside the cemetery fence. One
day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing
the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and
rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed,
he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough,
he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped
back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the
cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard,
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin'
the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet
were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence
tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, "One for you, one
for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done." ........They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead
of the boy on the bike

9 Ball Girl
05-05-2003, 08:49 PM
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I can see it now, Barbara standing at the entrance of the Pearly Gates in a white Toga, ushering everyone with a pool cue saying, "No Nutz For You, Next!"

Kato
05-06-2003, 07:12 AM
If pool players go to heaven and they aren't allowed Barbara's pecans then I wanna go where the pecans are. I wanna die and hang out in Barbara's kitchen. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kato

Barbara
05-06-2003, 09:11 AM
Cute story Sid!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Barbara

Barbara
05-06-2003, 09:14 AM
Kato,

I'd love to cook for you! Just make sure you have some comfortable pants on with an expandable waist! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Barbara

Kato
05-06-2003, 09:33 AM
That's all my waist has done since the day we met.

Kato~~~believes the extra weight is worth the nutz /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Voodoo Daddy
05-07-2003, 03:29 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Kato:</font><hr> That's all my waist has done since the day we met.
Kato~~~believes the extra weight is worth the nutz /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>

He's gainin' it and I'm loosin' it...BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
&lt;Voodoo laughs while Duane and Dickie play "Memories of Elizabeth Reid"&gt;