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Dante's Inferno test (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)
WTF Im at the 8th level of hell! well it could be worse /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with his hammer.
OMG Im the only one who is going to hell here??? /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif
9 Ball Girl
05-06-2003, 09:30 PM
Not to worry. I'm right there with you in the Eigth Level. Bring your poolcues. Maybe we can get a game going. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I was 2nd level. Lots of lust going on in my life. Better than burning I think.
Kato~~~sorry Naz, I ain't comin with ya
05-07-2003, 09:36 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Dante's Inferno Test:</font><hr>Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.<hr /></blockquote>
And I thought Purgatory was a ski resort.
05-07-2003, 09:48 AM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
Third Level of Hell
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
05-07-2003, 05:34 PM
nAz and 9 ball girl - count me in on that tournament 'cause I made it to level 8. I have a feeling I'll also see alot of my friends there.
DG - Tied to the whipping post, sometimes I feel like I'm diein'
jeezzz there sure are a lot of saints on this boards! yeah right
05-08-2003, 12:28 PM
I'm in the eighth level too, sweet we could play a game of partners /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
too hell with US open we can have a Hell open
um I'm upstairs two floors. nAz, are you a back door man? /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif
05-08-2003, 07:32 PM
Thanks but no thanks - I'll watch you and your partner play.lol
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rod:</font><hr> um I'm upstairs two floors. nAz, are you a back door man? /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif <hr /></blockquote>
dude your welcome to joing me and the others at the 8th level there will be a BBQ and beer /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif
yep been a one for a couple of years now and looks like i'll be one for a few more /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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