View Full Version : Instincts (joke)

05-08-2003, 01:00 PM
Three very young girls were sitting on a bench in the park, the first girl lifted up her skirt and looked at the goods within, she promptly spoke up and said "my instincts tell me that when I'm 27 I'm gonna be married with 2 children and have a happy family." The second girl decides to play along so she lifts up her skirt and upon inspection she says "my instincts tell me when I'm grown up I'm gonna be married to a millionaire athlete but it will just be the two of us."

The third girl not wanting to feel left out lifts her skirt up and takes a look, she pops her head up with a face of disgust and says "my instincts too but it doesn't talk." /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

05-08-2003, 05:04 PM