View Full Version : Joke time...

05-09-2003, 10:42 PM
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's just isn't so, her
husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want
your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and
rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How
long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period
of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?" Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your
butt, didn't it?"

Bahahahahaha OK you do better

05-10-2003, 01:53 PM
This is good. I know a few friends who would fit this category, but they may not be friends afterwards. Such is life....

I don't want to work, I want to bang on these drums all day....