View Full Version : Very Dissapointed

05-10-2003, 08:17 PM
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go
and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs.
Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when
stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get
in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy
stood up, looked around nervously and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when
stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and
continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: Number 1: You have a dirty mind;
Number 2: You didn't read your homework; and Number 3: One day you are going to be very, very

05-10-2003, 08:40 PM
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The 6th graders at the school I work at already know more than the adults! Scary thought!

Heide ~ has a good joke, told by my grandmother today, but not suitable for public viewing, LOL

05-11-2003, 12:03 PM
If your sweet little Granny told it, it's good enough for us pool dogs...sid

05-11-2003, 01:28 PM
My grandma is all but sweet. She's 86 and acts like she's 17 again. She's got more boyfriends than gray hairs!!!!! She's a riot!


05-11-2003, 04:40 PM
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A classic that get's better every time I hear it.