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wolfdancer
05-10-2003, 09:09 PM
Huxley said "Give enough monkeys a typewriter, and eventually one of them will duplicate Shakespeare" Well, they just tried it in an English zoo...one typewriter, six monkeys...at first they beat it with stones, urinated and defacated on it, eventually producing 5 pages of text, primarily with the letter s, then a, j, l, m....What did they expect out of a group named Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly Mistletoe, and Rowan???
This probably blows my theory that if you put a pool table, in with a bunch of monkeys, eventually they'll produce an Earl Strickland
I have another theory that if you give them a six pack, a pickup truck, and a gun rack, eventually they'll end up at a trailor park in Texas