View Full Version : More jokes...

05-29-2003, 11:55 AM
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

05-29-2003, 11:56 AM
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know ... the one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes," the man said. He turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

9 Ball Girl
05-29-2003, 12:06 PM
Um, will that be homegenized? http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1049147282.gif

Wendy~~~ok ok I know the deal but I couldn't resist. http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/spamafote.gif

05-29-2003, 01:47 PM
A short milk story. In the 60's, yes they had cows then. LOL Before homogenized milk I left a 1/2 gallon on the kitchen table before leaving home. When I got back it had foamed up big time. It foamed out of the carton across the table and a big pile on the floor. It was amazing how much it had expanded. It didn't smell to good either. Ok that's it other than I had to clean that mess up. For those that wondered. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif