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nAz
05-30-2003, 09:40 AM
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One day a Jew, a Hindu, and eg8r all arrived at their hotel to find there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge.

They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and eg8r were just settling down to sleep in their room,
when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
"No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving eg8r and the Jew to share the room.

They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and
because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it." eg8r grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door.




It was the cow and the pig!!


J/K eg8r /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

eg8r
05-30-2003, 09:47 AM
LOL. You have to make do with what you have.

I take no offense. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r

nAz
05-30-2003, 09:48 AM
LOL someone used me in this joke, thought i pass it on /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r
05-30-2003, 09:54 AM
No problem. I am afraid that that option might have surfaced, had I actually been in that predicament. LOL, If I could only teach the cow how to knock on the door. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r

pooldaddy9
05-30-2003, 11:41 AM
LOL - Thanks, I needed that. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif