View Full Version : Friday Groaner, Blond Joke

06-06-2003, 09:42 AM

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

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The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

06-06-2003, 09:45 AM
LMFAO hahahaha! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Thanks Sid!

06-06-2003, 09:47 AM
Funny. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif


06-06-2003, 05:16 PM
Sid - good one. I heard that before but it's still funny anyway. Unfortunately, I know some blondes who are like this.

DG - tomorrow's the Belmont!!!